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In Which I School an Estupida on Language

I’m generally a mild mannered gal. But when someone starts spreading ignorance (my #1 pet peeve), I get a little het up.
Okay, I’m lying. I’m not mild-mannered at all. I will fucking CUT you for much less than this. And the below Facebook exchange is pretty par for the course for me.  Enjoy!

Actually, she’s right [...]

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Sublime Sunday – Valentine’s Day Edition

Senor is sick and Atlanta is blanketed with snow this V-Day weekend. (And to think, he was going to take me on a helicopter ride!) So… I thought I would share Found Footage Fest.
This week the site, which basically points you to old and insane footage from around the web, is celebrating bizarre dating videos [...]

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Atlanta Craigslist Apartment Scams! Watch Out!

So Señor and I never really liked our current apartment here in Atlanta. It’s not the actual apartment that never tickled our fancy, but the fact that this little 2 bedroom hardwood-floored beauty sits in Inman Park instead of our beloved Midtown.  So, over the weekend, I started emailing the landlords of likely looking properties [...]

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Help me Pick 3 to 5 Great American Movies to Show Those Venezuelans What’s What

Okay, okay, so I must apologize for my lack of updates, barely-existent reading audience.  As they would say in Venezuela, I’ve been ganandome la arepa (I.e. bringing home the bacon). So sorry.  Now that I’ve groveled. I have something much more important to talk about, like…
…What Venezuelans think of American and how we’re going to [...]

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Move Your Money (Sublime Sunday)

Ever get pissed off about the bank bailouts? And then get an overdraft fee from your giant bailed out bank? (I mean, honestly, didn’t we give you the equivalent of an $800 billion overdraft fee? Give me a break!)
Well, watch this It’s a Wonderful Life-inspired video for an alternative to Chase of America Fargochoviatrust. (Sorry, [...]

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Calculate How Much Your Cocktail REALLY Costs

Are you an alcoholic occasional cocktail imbiber, but also a parsimonious cheapskate? Then I’ve found the website for you.
The Cocktail Calculator allows you to plug in the ingredients of your favorite drink, right down to the tonic water, and find out just exactly how much your drink truly takes to make.
My gin & tonic, which [...]

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Merry Christmas! Except to You, Little Latin Kid

Some charities in Houston this year, including the Salvation Army, checked immigration status before deigning to hand out toys to needy children.  Just like Jesus would have wanted.
Now your anti-human trafficking campaign makes sense, Salvation Army. You’re not trying to prevent the transport of human beings for sex or labor across national boundaries, you’re trying [...]

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2% of Your Facebook Friends are Actually Hardened Criminals

I made that statistic up, but it sounds good, doesn’t it? Still, check this:
In Venezuela, Criminals Use Facebook to Research Targets
After reading that article, I immediately ran to Facebook to delete any pictures that might show that my in-laws in Venezuela have valuables. The only picture I ended up deleting? A picture of their stereo.
Still, [...]

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Atlanta Local Gift Guide #5 – A Book by a Local Author

Welcome to Part 5 of the Atlanta Local Gift Guide! This one is all about my favorite past time – reading.
5.) A Book by a Local Author – Now that more and more people are self-publishing, authors are becoming their own marketers and sellers. Even major publishing houses are slashing marketing budgets, meaning that there may [...]